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you love to wear t-shirts
I guarantee that these shirts will give you big titties. and if they don't, I will personally make sure that you feel like you have bigger titties...emotionally.

Comment by happycake November 2006 permalink
you love to wear t-shirts
...and I love to design and sell them at http://skreened.com/offchance. if you love ohio and love to give me money and love to not show your nips all around town then this is the online merchant experience for you! and don't mind the weird j…

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if this ever gets made i will own
yeah probably, but the stella is still better.

Comment by happycake November 2006 permalink
if this ever gets made i will own
sorry, worm, that is a stella. and a helluva stella.

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if this ever gets made i will own
Fiat have created the Fiat Jolly Panda. Although it sounds like a Japanese game show, this car is a successful remake of all the things that made the Moke a hit. The FJP was first launched over summer where it was used to ferry VIP's on the…

Comment by happycake November 2006 permalink
street magic! !!!!1
that was hi-larious. see also: your magic touched me in which "david blaine" plays the villian.

Comment by happycake November 2006 permalink
1337 Poontang in COLS
my dad asks me for advice about online personals and then tells me stories about how he accidentally got to a site with "you know, just a lot of junk, you know..." it is AWKWARD.

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pussy control

Comment by happycake November 2006 permalink
so yeah...why am i voting again?
when I vote today I will not be thinking of how my vote counts or where it places in the final statistical countdown. I will be voting because I can vote, because I want to vote, and because I believe in what I'm voting for.

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In Soviet Russia...
that kick move is what I would do on maury if the paternity test came back positive. miscarriage ftw.

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In ur BLANK BLANKING ur BLANK

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Children Of Men
word to the d.

Comment by happycake November 2006 permalink
pussy control
so...the federal government wants to teach kids [read: everyone] that they shouldn't have sex until they're 30 and/or married. "That's the new guidance for states under the Department of Health and Human Services' $50 millio…

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happy burfday happycake!
can I have a cake that a robot pops out of and shoots lasers into the air?

Comment by happycake November 2006 permalink
happy burfday happycake!
thanks for the e-cybo love!

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MCRIB!!!!
I wish I could find a video clip of this interaction. it is still funny: Sharon, Kelly and Jack are driving past a McDonald's on the way home from the music awards, when Jack spots a sign and gasps, "The McRib is back!" When Kelly …

Comment by happycake November 2006 permalink
ipod killer????
zune looks like it's going to have worse DRM issues than itunes/ipod. why does my music device need to police what I do with it? it's like asking your mom if you have permission to listen to something, or checking with wal*mart first to ma…

Comment by happycake November 2006 permalink
Random pics found
this reminds me of my days at MU....CONSERVATIVE WEEK!!!!

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i hate bugs
the first step to killing your fly is to take no step at all. observe and strike, then you will know the tao.

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Random pics found

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
bipolarkoalaball's cartoon link appreciation thread
people draw cartoon characters

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
in cars
it was a heather colored camry, or something.

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
in cars
while driving to my new job at around 3:30pm today, I spotted a car on the university off-ramp from 315. his license plate read I PWN U. provided it's not the vanity plate of one of our own bots, I really hope I see that car again buried in the…

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
Taking a moment...
I took a moment to write back to people on myspace and return phone calls. too exciting, but I think it makes me likable.

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
OMFG HALLOWEEN PARTY
"It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you" sartre followers pop up in the most unexpected places.

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This is your sperm on cell phones
I am totally worried about this. The fact that I only want kids to be cooler copies of myself makes me think I shouldn't have kids ["daddy, where did I come from?" "you came from a paranoid fear of the uneducated lower class, swe…

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
This is your sperm on cell phones
I was going to say something smart-assed and snide about how there are bigger medical problems we should be researching instead of this, but then I thought about the poor men who might actually be affected by this and I felt ashamed for being so cal…

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
sexpert
Posted By: lauren make it "sextreme", More thaaaaan wooooorrds...

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
What're you listening to right now...
this doesn't count as listening, but I have the club nouveau version of "lean on me" stuck in my head, but only the part where it's like dut dut DUT dut dut-dut We Be Jamm'on, We Be Jamm'on

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
thrifting.
I also must thrift, and I know them all. it's like a driving tour of all the places you wouldn't want to drive to in columbus.

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Very Short Stories
Beginning, they meddle and, failing, end.

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this never works but it's worth a try.
damnit.

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this never works but it's worth a try.
joke's on you, elite master! that's right, IN ENGLISH! and I guess also lauren, or |@ÂµÂ®3|\|?

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
this never works but it's worth a try.
can everyone whisper to everyone except joe so that he doesn't know when we're coming over? if joe is reading this I just want him to know that I'm never coming over and that I don't even know what his house looks like. joe, d…

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
this never works but it's worth a try.
we could play spin-the-power-supply?

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
this never works but it's worth a try.
if there are no games can there be a rule in place that limits communication to IM? that would be awesome. silent house party. (silent house party is my new stage name now, fyi)

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
Tracking Device
what sort of uniform is it? if it gets sent away to a uniform service is might be that company's tracker used to make sure that sanitation jumpsuits aren't sent to children's hospital etc.

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Holy Fucking Shit @ this vid
what I find more disturbing than his abuse of a majestic animal is the apparent mao tse tung tattoo. say it with me: WTF?

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celebrity crushes
dude, betty white was a whore on the mary tyler moore show. I'd hit THAT.

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
celebrity crushes
melanie lynskey is the reason 21/2 Men is on the air.

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
Holy Fucking Shit @ this vid
I'm going to make you my girlfriend on the 28th, at which time I will fuck you til you love me. SO ROMANTIC

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Colbert Clip
I thought that SOAP jokes could only be funny out of context...he has shown me otherwise.

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celebrity crushes
shit. I love yuki too.

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
go north
in my quest for zork I have stumbled upon the arcane secret of abandonware. at this site there are many text-adventures to be downloaded with some weird but potentially awesome titles listed: how do you type commands and enjoy these games at …

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
celebrity crushes
my crushes and the reason I crush them: thora birch with glasses, nigella lawson eating chocolate, monica belucci in vinyl, kate winslet with blue hair, & patricia arquette with bangs in "medium." and I know that everyone had a cru…

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
Gimme some music recommendations...
do those kids have an hourly rate, because I've got tons of stuff they could clean for me. also: do I have to lie to them and say that my apartment is their school for this work?

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hungry like the wolf
what do you know how to cook and how do you cook it? recipes, methods, lab notes, microwave times. inspired by this

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
pumpkin show
bump it up...P-Show y'all. I'll be kickin' it crusty at the Lindsay's murrfrrkkin' pie shop at 8PM with my crew [michelle]. it will simultaneously be the bomb and diggity. and here I'll repraezent like Karen O for y&…

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
Venture Bros
...it'll be something crazy like "I had dr. venture's father's DNA spliced with mine" or some necromancy shit about living in two worlds at once as a man and woman. their twists are pretty twisty.

Comment by happycake October 2006 permalink
Planet B-boy
"They're breakdance fighting!"

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